embrace your dynamic angles. selfies are our most valuable resource we have to cherish them and become prosperous
Reports of lover’s tryst were neither clear nor descript.
We kept it safe and slow,
the quiet things that no one ever knows.
I’ve never gotten acknowledged from random men on the street as much as I did tonight w/ basicallysomething
yo but it was literally the same car full of shit heads like six times
every time i see a bob’s burgers post i think of michelle
i love michelle very much
you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid