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metalgearsolid3ost:

embrace your dynamic angles. selfies are our most valuable resource we have to cherish them and become prosperous 

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Reports of lover’s tryst were neither clear nor descript.
We kept it safe and slow,
the quiet things that no one ever knows.

(Source: wrists)

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sailorjewpeter:

I’ve never gotten acknowledged from random men on the street as much as I did tonight w/ basicallysomething

yo but it was literally the same car full of shit heads like six times

every time i see a bob’s burgers post i think of michelle 

i love michelle very much

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poopflow:

you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid

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